- american people: my next concert is two days away how will i survive
- everyone else: my next concert is three years away how will i survive
If I’m comfortable around you:
- I’ll tackle you.
- Be weird around you
- Sing to you.
- Dance for you.
- Scream at you.
- Take your food.
- Be mean to you.
Especially the be mean to you part.
(Source: xnadyaly)
- relatives: any boyfriends?
- me: no
- typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
